what did YOU expect?!

quotes of the day :


Brittani : "Ms. Sheila.. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?"
Ms. Sheila : "It's actually an oxymoron, Brittani."
Brittani : *quiets down and thinks. "Did you just call me a moron?"
Judy : bwahahahahahahah!

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Random dude : "So which one of my cousins do you go with?"
Judy : "Do I even KNOW you??"

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Wally : "Bae, what the fuck is that noise?"
Judy : "Tee-hee. I had to pee, boo, sorry."

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taffy: i could fuck an asian porn star though
taffy: :)
*xxjudyyboOty: why asian..
*xxjudyyboOty: a porn stars a porn star
taffy: there cooters take more to stretch it out
taffy: plus i love asians
*xxjudyyboOty: thas a damn shame

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*xxjudyyboOty: bwahaaa @ honeymoon spot for HB and Booga
Neek: lmao, thats his dream

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taffy: but hes a he
taffy: dressing like a you
taffy: no good.

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jus sum shit that made me laugh throughout the day. =]