I will admit. I'm a fucking lightweight. =/
Girls and I went out again last night. Ya girl was lookin like a naughty ass teacher.
Pre-drank at the house, we had Goose, gin and watermelon vodka [The thought of alcohol makes me wanna vomit right now.] Then went to the bar/club/pub and had 7 or 8 sex on the beaches. I had to chug em since I ain't wanna be caught, my underage ass. Had 6 or 7 shots. My ass was GONE. And that [up there] is the result. Adrian called me and got me through the night.
Girls and I went out again last night. Ya girl was lookin like a naughty ass teacher.
Pre-drank at the house, we had Goose, gin and watermelon vodka [The thought of alcohol makes me wanna vomit right now.] Then went to the bar/club/pub and had 7 or 8 sex on the beaches. I had to chug em since I ain't wanna be caught, my underage ass. Had 6 or 7 shots. My ass was GONE. And that [up there] is the result. Adrian called me and got me through the night.
Don't say shit about my white/short ass legs.
♥,
Ju.ju bean.
8 comments:
I love washer machine girl :| lol.
your legs are not white, lol.
so uhhh yeah.....do you give private one on one sessions?
lol @ ur face in the toilet tho.
smh i shoulda opp'd for the class, but im lazy man, and i aint wanna risk the same cop that gave me the ticket being the teacher....fake ass ninja warrior.
and see, this si why i fucks with you, as plies would say....you keep it "ah hunnit"
speaking of which...you seen the preview for his reality show?....sofa king...funny man
and score!@the last part
you know?! once i sign out...its awl irrelevant lol.
and its called "goonette" smh, first episode he did a segment about some midget female outta tampa i think and how shes the epitome of a "goon"....man i died laughing when they showed her dancing at the booty bar
lmaooooo i told you man
midgets be gettin it in
on a gotdamn handstand too man
and HANDSTAND.
I love washer machine girl :| lol.
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